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These
things
happen
.
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Everything
,
including
your
set
of
hand-blown
green
glass
dishes
with
the
tiny
bubbles
and
imperfections
,
little
bits
of
sand
,
proof
they
were
crafted
by
the
honest
,
simple
,
hard-working
indigenous
aboriginal
peoples
of
wherever
,
well
,
these
dishes
all
get
blown
out
by
the
blast
.
Picture
the
floor-to-ceiling
drapes
blown
out
and
flaming
to
shreds
in
the
hot
wind
.
343
Fifteen
floors
over
the
city
,
this
stuff
comes
flaming
and
bashing
and
shattering
down
on
everyone
's
car
.
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344
Me
,
while
I
'm
heading
west
,
asleep
at
Mach
0.83
or
455
miles
an
hour
,
true
airspeed
,
the
FBI
is
bomb-squading
my
suitcase
on
a
vacated
runway
back
at
Dulles
.
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Nine
times
out
of
ten
,
the
security
task
force
guy
says
,
the
vibration
is
an
electric
razor
.
This
was
my
cordless
electric
razor
.
The
other
time
,
it
's
a
vibrating
dildo
.
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The
security
task
force
guy
told
me
this
.
This
was
at
my
destination
,
without
my
suitcase
,
where
I
was
about
to
cab
it
home
and
find
my
flannel
sheets
shredded
on
the
ground
.
347
Imagine
,
the
task
force
guy
says
,
telling
a
passenger
on
arrival
that
a
dildo
kept
her
baggage
on
the
East
Coast
.
Sometimes
it
's
even
a
man
.
It
's
airline
policy
not
to
imply
ownership
in
the
event
of
a
dildo
.
Use
the
indefinite
article
.
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A
dildo
.
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Never
your
dildo
.
350
Never
,
ever
say
the
dildo
accidentally
turned
itself
on
.